What's That?

These might be Walker's first words. Jeez, if he'd just enunciate clearly we'd know for sure.
1. This
2. That
3. Jibber
4. Jabber
5. Perhaps
6. Pizazz
7. Peace out
8. Baby
9. Oh

Back Off Snuggles.

Sunday night I had visited up on me the worst nightmare I've had in months. It had all the typical nightmare elements like:
1) I was afraid
2) I was either crying or constantly on the verge of tears
3) I was screaming phrases like "This can't be happening!" and "This is NOT happening!" and "How can this be happening?"
4) And no matter who I tried to communicate with, they just looked at me blankly or ignored me altogether

So why when I woke up on Monday, realizing that my nightmare had been just that, did I burst out laughing? I'll tell you why, because my nightmare was about someone giving me a PUPPY. A cute, wiggly, happy, finger licking black puppy. She was a on a cute little leash and she was pleased as punch to have me as her owner. And me? I kept screaming all the aforementioned phrases along with "THE LAST GOD DAMN THING I NEED IS ANOTHER DOG." ending with the obvious "THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!" At one point I even remarked, "I've gotta get this dog outside, I bet she needs to go." and right then she peed all over me. I'm pretty sure that even in my nightmare I remarked, "Awesome. She just peed on me."

Having a nightmare about a puppy is like being afraid of getting attacked by butterflies or squeezed to death by the Snuggles bear. It's just ridiculous. I really need to get off the Sudafed.